Humpsterbate

What is Humpsterbate?


1.

the act of keeping your hand stationed in a still circular pose around your cock while he thrusts his hips forward, providing the same hip motion as sexual intercourse.

Rod The Bod found he ejaculated quicker whilst humpsterbating

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