Humpty Dumpkin

What is Humpty Dumpkin?

The act of having vaginal sex while relieveing oneself of fecal matter.

"Dood, I was taking this huge dump the other day, when this chick came in and just rode my cock! It was amazing!" Paul "The Sodomizer"

Quimpler

1. The female genitalia "Oh did you knock your quimpler?" or "Oh yeah, stick it up my quimpler." See cunt, fanny, min..

European Casualty

1. A sex position in which the man is standing and the womam procedes to masterbate the man with her armpit while blindfolded. Jen gives E..

Izzizle

1. Alright or Ok PRONOUNCED (iz-iz-el) (used in place of the word Faux Shaux) (used only when trying to impress people) (used only i..

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