Humpty Dumpkin

What is Humpty Dumpkin?

The act of having vaginal sex while relieveing oneself of fecal matter.

"Dood, I was taking this huge dump the other day, when this chick came in and just rode my cock! It was amazing!" Paul "The Sodomizer"

Zapple

1. Literally, "zapped nipple". Walk across a carpet on a dry day, then touch a companion - male or female - through their clothin..

Oklahoma Pink Sock

1. When you are butt ramming your 'ol lady without lube and you pull out real quick and the lining of her asshole comes out stretched ..

Fuzz Pie

1. Either a unshaven vagina or an anus of men or women. "Shit bitch, better shave that Fuzz Pie! looks like a wookie screamin for han..

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