Humpty Dumpkin

What is Humpty Dumpkin?

The act of having vaginal sex while relieveing oneself of fecal matter.

"Dood, I was taking this huge dump the other day, when this chick came in and just rode my cock! It was amazing!" Paul "The Sodomizer"

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Awkward Deniro

1. When you bang the bejesus out of the homely office secretary after getting tanked in front of the whole office staff. This makes for ex..

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1. The plural form of quandary. A state of uncertainty as of what to do. I've been faced with some rather difficult quandaries. I ..

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