Humpty Dumpkin

What is Humpty Dumpkin?

The act of having vaginal sex while relieveing oneself of fecal matter.

"Dood, I was taking this huge dump the other day, when this chick came in and just rode my cock! It was amazing!" Paul "The Sodomizer"

Commander Xander

1. The most awesome nickname EVAR. You simply must be the best person ever to attain such a title. The person must possess the necessary sk..

Yellow Light

1. a traffic light that stands for "FLOOR IT" the light turned yellow, so i floored that bitch and sped through the intersection..

Iniguration

1. A formal ceremony marking the beginning of the presidential term of a negro. On January 20th America will watch the iniguration as Obam..

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