Humpty Dumpkin

What is Humpty Dumpkin?

The act of having vaginal sex while relieveing oneself of fecal matter.

"Dood, I was taking this huge dump the other day, when this chick came in and just rode my cock! It was amazing!" Paul "The Sodomizer"

Up And Leave

1. (v.) To leave suddenly without warning. He just upped and left. No note, no explaination, nothing. See Kung-Fu Jesus..

Limp Biscut

1. A game that originated in Australia where a primarily male organization stands around a biscut and they take turns trying to ejaculate o..

Triscadecaphobia

1. The fear of number 13 Being afraid of the 13th of the month is an example of triscadecaphobia See phobia, 13, fear, triscadecaphobia, ..

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