Humpty Dumpkin

What is Humpty Dumpkin?

The act of having vaginal sex while relieveing oneself of fecal matter.

"Dood, I was taking this huge dump the other day, when this chick came in and just rode my cock! It was amazing!" Paul "The Sodomizer"

Juppie

1. Name for a smoothie-like drink containing fruit syrup, milk, ice-cream and crushed ice. Usually served in a tall glass with whipped crea..

Choda Sweat

1. A particularly foul form of sweat generated in the choda region on the male or female body. Typically a blend of bag sweat (male) and a..

Vetting

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