What is Humpty Dumpty?
1.
After humping a chick you dump her as fast as possible.
See "one-nighter"
"I hooked up with this chick and gave her the humpty dumpty."
2.
Having sex with a person and the discarding them in the most expedient manner.
Frank and Lisa were dating for a month or so but the she humpty dumpty 'd him.
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