Humpty Humped Me

What is Humpty Humped Me?

A unneutered male dog greeting his owner at the front door.

When I came in the door last night, Humpty humped me, that silly nut!

See got milk?, johnson, oreo, o.j., polish my sausage, corndog, Mrs. Johnson

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