Humpus

What is Humpus?

A fat one. One that openly displays a need to fornicate with another. Found commonly in North America with overweight women.

Not thinking out loud "oh damn, here comes a humpus, I gotta get outta here!".

Hotish

1. Sort of hot sort of ugly. That guy at the mall was hotish. See hot, ugly, mild..

Auto Fellation

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Threesome Ultimatum

1. A passive/aggressive means whereby a man can extricate himself from an intimate relationship with a woman without being the "bad gu..

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