What is Hung Like A Baby?
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to say that your wang is equal to your height and weight when you were born
Man: I'm sorry honey, I have a secret I never told you...i'm hung like a baby
Woman: It's ok honey it can't be that small
Man: No...you dont understand...*whips it out*
Woman: *gasps*...*smiles*
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When a person before giving oral sex squeezes a packet of Bumble Bee or StarKist brand tuna into her mouth, and then proceeds with the a..
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Someone who spends all their money on ugly, shitty jewelry and insists on wearing as much of it as possible.
April hated her jewelry ju..
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When you are out fucking off at work, and the boss see's you.
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There was a UFO sighting in the break roo..