Hung Like A Baby

What is Hung Like A Baby?


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to say that your wang is equal to your height and weight when you were born

Man: I'm sorry honey, I have a secret I never told you...i'm hung like a baby

Woman: It's ok honey it can't be that small

Man: No...you dont understand...*whips it out*

Woman: *gasps*...*smiles*


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