What is Hung Like A Field Mouse?
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(adj.)
A term in which your dick appears to be very small.
"How was the date?"
"Heh, it was good, he's a nice guy"
"Didja suck his dick"
"Y'know... I tried but I couldn't find it; he's seriously hung like a field mouse down there."
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a unicorn that has had the unfortunate fate of been bitten by a zombie resulting in death and then reanimation.
made famous by John and..