What is Hung Like A Field Mouse?


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(adj.)

A term in which your dick appears to be very small.

"How was the date?"

"Heh, it was good, he's a nice guy"

"Didja suck his dick"

"Y'know... I tried but I couldn't find it; he's seriously hung like a field mouse down there."

See small, dick, small dick, package, little, tiny, small package


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