What is Hung Like A Field Mouse?
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(adj.)
A term in which your dick appears to be very small.
"How was the date?"
"Heh, it was good, he's a nice guy"
"Didja suck his dick"
"Y'know... I tried but I couldn't find it; he's seriously hung like a field mouse down there."
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Someone who uses Urban Dictionary for all their insults, and all of their conversation.
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To masterbate.
Last night my wife walked in on me while I was quizzing the captain.
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The description of an act that is unecessary, of little importance, pathetic, for a weak individual, and unathletic.
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