Hung Like A Hamster

What is Hung Like A Hamster?


1.

Slang for having a below average sized penis. Became "famous" by Brad Pitt admitting he was hung like a hamster.

Bradd Pitt said (after being asked if he thought he represented the perfect male specimen): “I don’t know if that’s true — I’m hung like a hamster.”

See flake

2.

When a males genitalia is approximately the size of a hamster aka. very small. When said to girls on the street in a heckling manner this term will lead to laughter and chicks love doing it with funny guys.

Dude 1: Hey ladies, I'm Hung Like a Hamster!!!

Girl 1: Haha!, LOL!, ROFL! lets do it!

Tip: This term is most effective when said in some sort of sequence with "Hey ladies, I have good game!" See: I Have Good Game here on Urban Dictionary for more details.

Dude 1: Hey ladies, I'm Hung Like a Hamster!!!

Girl 1: Thats neat.

Dude 1: No seriously, I have good game!

Girl 1: Haha!, LOL!, ROFL! lets do it!

See hung, hamster, game, laid, heckle


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