What is Hung Like A Thumbtack?


1.

A male who has an exceedingly small penis

Ryan: "Hey Lindsey, did you boink John last night?"

Lindsey: "I'm not sure. He's hung like a thumbtack."

See crankshaft, shlong, bang, slam, plow


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