Hung Like A Toddler

What is Hung Like A Toddler?

When a cock is so microscopic, it barely juts out of the skin, much like that of a small boy whose balls have yet to descend.

"Listen to that motherfucker yell across the room. That dude wants everyone to notice him."

"I bet that fucking dude is hung like a toddler or some shit."

"Yup, yup. Total buster."

See cock, balls, pee wee, toddler, buster, mark

5#!+

1. Fancy schmancy way of writing SHIT. I'm gonna beat the shit out of you if you write 5#!+ one more time, Jordan...

Ziggie

1. Rolling Paper Pass a ziggie an' I'll twist a fat one. 2. when you kinda get somethn` uf your ass, than it starts to zig, za..

Dutch Cottage

1. Like a Dutch oven but with multiple people under the covers. He was hosting an orgy that turned into a Dutch Cottage after the bean bur..

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