Hung Like A Toddler

What is Hung Like A Toddler?

When a cock is so microscopic, it barely juts out of the skin, much like that of a small boy whose balls have yet to descend.

"Listen to that motherfucker yell across the room. That dude wants everyone to notice him."

"I bet that fucking dude is hung like a toddler or some shit."

"Yup, yup. Total buster."

See cock, balls, pee wee, toddler, buster, mark

Fulmer

1. Definitely the most cuteski kid I've ever seen. Fulmer can be used in almost no contexts... but it's still hilarious, cause&ap..

Oreo Cakesters

1. the best things in the WORLD <3 these oreo cakesters are like freaking heaven. See oreo, yummy, heaven, love..

W1x0r

1. Really weird in a sad sort of way. Phil, you're really w1x0r. 2. Sublime, excellent, cool. That was a w1x0r party. See Philip..

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