Hung Like A Toddler

What is Hung Like A Toddler?

When a cock is so microscopic, it barely juts out of the skin, much like that of a small boy whose balls have yet to descend.

"Listen to that motherfucker yell across the room. That dude wants everyone to notice him."

"I bet that fucking dude is hung like a toddler or some shit."

"Yup, yup. Total buster."

See cock, balls, pee wee, toddler, buster, mark

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