Hung Like An Elf

What is Hung Like An Elf?

Some one with a seemingly impossibly small penis. So basically the penis of an elf.

Man, that peter kid is Hung like an elf!

See wang, slong, talleywacker, one eyed snake

Zjardi

1. A facialadministered to a woman while her child is in the same room. The Zjardi didn't wake little Timmy up. See goon..

D.w.t.

1. Dirty White Trash, the worst of the white trash, hillbillies. The state fair is full of D.W.T.s...

Spank The Rickey

1. To take a shower or bath. "Ho you stank, spank the Rickey!" "Spankin' the Rickey time!" See wash..

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