Hungarian Smoothie

What is Hungarian Smoothie?


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A sexual act first contrived in the late 1980s during the start of the Eastern Block pornographyindustry, where the final product resembles a strawberry dessert. A Hungarian Smoothie is created when a man performs oral sexon a menstrating female. The partner eats out the woman obtaining as much menstrual mucus in the mouth as possible. The mouthfuls of menstrual fluid are then deposited directly upon the belly of the woman. Once a sufficient portion of menstration is present, the man masturbates to ejaculation and cums on the woman's belly, into the menstrual deposits. The mixture of semen and menstrual fluid is called a Hungarian Smoothie (note: Although there have been some recorded cases of a third party consuming the smoothie, for heath purposes, it is not recommended).

The director, who believed he was more than a videographer, but an artist, instructed his actors that their first scene would be to film the rare, yet unforgetable process of creating a Hungarian Smoothie.

See perversion, pornography


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