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Deciding what to cook based on how close the food in your refrigerator is to going bad.
Son: What's for dinner?
Mom: I had to do ..
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When a women is gives a man a blow job or hand job but the man does not ejaculate thous leaving him with a boner in his pants
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n. A simple test to rank the obesity of others.
(Upon observation of a really fat bastard)
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