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When a grown person can't distinguish right from left, right becomes his/her retarded left.
"Which one is it?"
"Th..
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Your Immaculate Curve is flawed. It has to be 1/2 your age + 7. Otherwise, a 24 year old could still legally date a 17 year old. Very ..
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When urine leaves the reproductive organ in two streams instead of one.
-guy 1: "Dude, you pissed all over the bathroom floor!&quo..
