What is Hunter Drunk?
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A highly advanced stage of inebriation. Common symptoms include insulting of low-scoring women, men of questionable status (D-Bags, Chomo, Homo, Bro's, Wanna-be's, and 'Gangsters'), slutty women, in fact; No one is safe. One believes they have Extra-Sensory Perception, or have Toxic Immunity to Alcohol. One at this stage will can be set off in fit's of Rage, even if he/she is not commonly an angry drunk. Often times one will experience vast mood swings monitored by loud expressions of:
I hate all you mother fuckers.
Fuck my life.
You're a whore.
I love you.
Go back to Hell.
Kiss the fattest part of my ass.
I'm so happy you're happy.
I AM GOD.
Talk shit get hit.
Named for the legendary drunkard H. West out of Arizona State, for his ability to muster a crowd, incite party wide stripping, read palms, tell the future, command, and use his seemingly worthless Psychology degree to piss everyone off at a party. He has enticed a Scottsdale Police Officer to take a celebrity shot for him in a beer pong game. The only fight he's lost was against a Rose bush, and it was 3 times his size. He passed a California Christian Ordainment exam, while intoxicated; He's an atheist.
Legend has it that if you've met him, you've fallen in love with him. You will never know why; He hates you.
One who is Hunter Drunk cannot back down from a challenge, no matter how one sided.
Examples include: 3-1 smack down, His 7 to your 1 shot for shot of Whiskey, and foot-races against Police.
"He told me I'm a whore and that he loves me. He's Hunter Drunk."
"Uh, I think he's reading-palms.... Jaclyn is crying and he is Hunter Drunk."
"Oh my God! That cop just took a celebrity shot for him in beer pong. I wonder if the Cops know he's Hunter Drunk."
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