Hunter's Vagina

What is Hunter's Vagina?


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A female with huge vaginalips. On first glance the vagina looks much like an elephant face, with a trunk like clitoris, and huge floppy labial ears. Hunter's Vagina is capable of: smuggling contraband, scooping up small animals during normal walking, may double as a blanket good for: picnics, each labia is flag-like and can advertise for local businesses with no need for expensive and wasteful flag poles, girls who possess Hunter's Vagina can even wrap up in their own labial folds in extreme weather conditions, much like a cocoon of vagina, the trunk-like clitoris is often used as a steading third leg or many with H.V. in track and field use it as a primitive pole vault. In one extreme case, while as sea, a person with Hunter's Vagina used there vaginal lips as life saving sails, when the motor on their yacht locked up. Those with Hunter's Vagina have an understandably hard time climaxing, leading to an absurd amount of crankiness and general bitchyness. To cure this, many with H.V. have sex with more than one man at a time, and find their huge vagina lips have more than one STD in different localized areas.

Disease very common among Jews.

Also notable is an unjustified infatuation with their own chesticles no matter how mediocre.

Child #1: "I heard Paul Bunyan's axe formed the Rio Grande."

Child #2: "No, It was Hunter's Vagina hanging out the passenger side door of a car because it couldn't all fit in the cab."

example #2:

CNN: "Today in the Midwest, some are saying a nuclear bomb went off causing gail force winds and poisonous gas to kill thousands. Others believe it was the work of a fart squeaked out of Hunter's Vagina."

See vagina, sail, flag, queef, cave, double penetration, poison, nuclear war, herpes, ghonorrea, jew


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