Hunting Man

What is Hunting Man?


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While titty fucking a girl, mounting and cocking the rifle, proceed to fart onto her stomach with your cheeks pressed firmly against her skin, the goose call. Once the girl raises her head in disgust blow one in her face; shoot that goose out of the sky. Finally, fish hook her and drag the her off the bed; bring that goose back to camp.

*If you do not plan to bring the kill back, this last step might be a good time to take a picture of your catch to show your buddies or they will never believe it.

AKA Goose Hunting

"You did what?!? We're goign to have to call you the hunting man!"

See fish hook


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