Hunting Widow

What is Hunting Widow?


1.

A state of complete physical and emotional abandonment caused by the husband's preference to hunt animals in the wild for days on end instead of spending quality time with his wife at home.

Wife 1: So, your hubby's away on yet another hunting trip, is he?

Wife 2: (Angrily) Don't remind me. I swear, if I wasn't already a hunting widow, I would kill him myself!

See hunting, widow, animals, wild, hunter


60

Random Words:

1. To vote for a stupid redneck, such as Bush Jr. Coined by Bill Maher. "America will not be voting BBQ again. America can't af..
1. An elderly Arab man who smashes camels' testes between two bricks in order to neuter them. Ahmed had to take a long shower after a..
1. a word emily made up when she was high, exclaiming happiness or excitement. sort of like saying "yay." said in some sort of we..