Hunting Widow

What is Hunting Widow?


1.

A state of complete physical and emotional abandonment caused by the husband's preference to hunt animals in the wild for days on end instead of spending quality time with his wife at home.

Wife 1: So, your hubby's away on yet another hunting trip, is he?

Wife 2: (Angrily) Don't remind me. I swear, if I wasn't already a hunting widow, I would kill him myself!

See hunting, widow, animals, wild, hunter


60

Random Words:

1. The single most contagious thing in the known universe. Can be passed from person to person by the mystery of F-Gas. Me: Darn you!! Sto..
1. A crispy, pointed french fry used to spear other fries for use in dipping in ketchup. Originated as a way to keep ketchup off your fing..
1. A town in the west of scotland which has become over run by neds, junkies and crack whores. on the face of it, kilmarnock looks like a ..
Book Banner