Hunting Widow

What is Hunting Widow?


1.

A state of complete physical and emotional abandonment caused by the husband's preference to hunt animals in the wild for days on end instead of spending quality time with his wife at home.

Wife 1: So, your hubby's away on yet another hunting trip, is he?

Wife 2: (Angrily) Don't remind me. I swear, if I wasn't already a hunting widow, I would kill him myself!

See hunting, widow, animals, wild, hunter


60

Random Words:

1. An obnoxious but fun loving people that are known for their luck and occasional rowdiness. "That Yetman, he is one crazy dude.&quo..
1. A complaint often described by a horny man about his female partner when he is so ugly that his woman can never achieve the slightest bi..
1. A stance one takes in an argument to smile, remain calm, collected and to focus on the argument's topic at hand without referring t..