What is Hunting Widow?
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A state of complete physical and emotional abandonment caused by the husband's preference to hunt animals in the wild for days on end instead of spending quality time with his wife at home.
Wife 1: So, your hubby's away on yet another hunting trip, is he?
Wife 2: (Angrily) Don't remind me. I swear, if I wasn't already a hunting widow, I would kill him myself!
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A cape covered with bright, sparkly Christmas tree-esque lights.
"I wore my technocloak to the Pink Floyd concert."..
