Hunting Widow

What is Hunting Widow?


1.

A state of complete physical and emotional abandonment caused by the husband's preference to hunt animals in the wild for days on end instead of spending quality time with his wife at home.

Wife 1: So, your hubby's away on yet another hunting trip, is he?

Wife 2: (Angrily) Don't remind me. I swear, if I wasn't already a hunting widow, I would kill him myself!

See hunting, widow, animals, wild, hunter


60

Random Words:

1. to chill out and do nothing. To be a total piece of wasteful shit. To be nothing or worse yet to be an overpaid piece of shit. Hey, d..
1. 1. A Boston Red Sox Hat Why are you wearing that Sox hat Game? I know you don't watch baseball. -"Its gangsta dog". See..
1. The thing that comes out of insects after they make mad passionate love. 2. A huge, often steaming piece of faeceswhich resembles a la..