Huntsville Edit Meaning

1.

Possibly the most EXCITING place in alabama.

First of all there is a hill there. Second of all, there are giant rockets on it that you can see from miles away. Also there are a zillion chain resturants and many mighty fine office parks. There is even (dun, dun, DUNNN!) an art museum in downtown. And, just wait until Christmastime when 12-ft tall lighted figurines pepper the residential neighborhoods with their awesome, albeit unnerving, glow of holiday cheer. Yee hohoho!!!!

Huntsville is like New Jersey, except in the South. So, basically, the radio stations are worse and the roads are better.

See alabama, huntsville, city, space camp

2.

Huntsville is a rather charming shithole with a rich history of executing folks and propelling its citizens into what will become a lifetime struggle with alcoholism. Que sera, sera.

Huntsville lost out to Austin for the capital way back in the day, which means that it could now be the live music capital of the world and all that stuff, but totally isn't, though you can go to the Stardust Room on whichever night and hear seriously subpar jazz improv shit.

Oh well. Live by the Ville, die by the Ville. Word is bond.

I strangled thirteen hookers in Dallas with an eight-gauge wire and now I'm being shipped off to Huntsville to die.

See huntsville, texas, tx

3.

The most boring place on earth where the only reason it is here is because of the college Sam Houston. No one can explain why it gets so deserted on the weekends for being a college town.

This can be called the mostboring place on earth! Huntsville is the most boring place on earth.

See boring, dull, dumb, empty