Hurdle

What is Hurdle?


1.

the only sport in which you fly. long distance runners see no point in this, and don't understand what "perfect form" is. you haven't lived until you've hurdled

girl: i could hurdle forever

boy: isn't hurdles jumping? you should try jump rope.

girl: it's not just jumping, it's the take off then you fly.

See track, fly, soar, fun, athlete

2.

a strange looking metal thing that evil track coaches like to stick in a decent runner's way. sometimes used as a verb.

its a lot more complicated than it looks, and trust me, it will give you shin splints.

Track girl #1: Hey, are you gonna hurdle today?

Track girl # 2: yep, unfortunately.

See hell, death, pain, crazy, annoying, hurdler

3.

a plastic bar propped up on metal poles that serves no purpose but to fuck you up while you run. These impediments are only involved in races run by hurdlers. These things are usually just slammed into the track out of sheer hate.

I was running and out of no where this hurdle popped up and I promptly smashed it into the ground.


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