Hurf-durf

What is Hurf-durf?


1.

In modern internet vernacular, a generic all-purpose phrase that roughly equates to "duh," and can be used in a variety of situations to indicate stupidity.

Person #1: That horrible website somethingawful stole my intellectual property by taking pictures that I had on MY WEBSITE and manipulating them in offensive ways with Photoshop! I shall send them a legal threat posthaste!

Person #2: (summarizing Person #1's statement for others) HURF-DURF INTERNET LAWSUIT

See duh, durr, hurr, stupid, dumb, Jett

2.

Exclamation. "DURRRR YOU'RE AN IDIOT."

Origin: Metafilter, 2005. "Hurf Durf Butter Eater" was the self description of the notorious Metafilteruser U.N. Owen when she was complaining about how people called her fat when it wasn't her fault she was allergic to exercise. Used as an noun earlier (see other entries).

Arnold: I'm not leaving this place until I get my refund!

Betty: HURF-DURF.

See hurf durf, hurf, durf, duh, durr

3.

Hurf (v) From Old English: To quietly expectorate

Durf (n) From Old Norse: The mixture of alcoholic beverages in the stomach after a night in a lowly tavern

Hurf durf: a sound often heard eminating from public toilet cubicles at 3:30am on a Saturday morning

(Dad) How was your evening, son?

(Son) Well I hurf-durfed at the Slug'n'Lettuce, and after that Marie wouldn't shag me.

See vomit, alcohol, drink, piss, chunder

4.

Noun;

A person that is not to be taken seriously.

Jerkden: Play my card game!

Kiko: Well, I don't know how...it's complicated, and I don't feel like learning that shite.

Jerkden: It's okay, be like Dackson. He's no good at the game, but he plays anyway and has fun.

Kiko: Well, Dackson will be the lone hurf-durf; I'm not playing!

Jerkden: Suit yourself.

*Kiko punches Jerkden*

See Kiko


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