What is Hurtin' Curtains?
1.
A medical condition occuring in the labia following a high-speed collision with a solid object. Common catalysts include fences, doorknobs, hockey-pucks, and the wayard high-five. Extreme cases may also encompass the cervix.
Seth: What's wrong with you?
Krysta: That's the last time I play goalie, that slapshot gave me a mean case of hurtin' curtains.
Seth: At least it wasn't as bad as when Erika got hit with that high-five.
Krysta: Thank god, it's been two weeks and she still can't wear jeans.
See
Random Words:
1.
an awesome guy that can do anything
that guy is just like randy haynes
See awesome, perfect, the man, great, bootilicious
1.
an awes..
1.
its emfoozeing; but with chocolate.
"lets go grenfelzing!"
"naw man, its way to early for that"
See sex..
