Hurting Dolphins

What is Hurting Dolphins?

Masturbating to the point when it becomes painful. Often in the case of single men.

Patrick had been single for 7 months, so it's safe to assume he had a case of the hurting dolphins.

See masturbation, flogging the dolphin, pain, single

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