Hurts My Privacy

What is Hurts My Privacy?


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Experiencing publicly annoying people.

-When someone smells bad or farts on an elevator, that "hurts my privacy."

-When there's three open lanes of traffic and someone, usually on a cell phone, is tailgating my car instead of going around, that "hurts my privacy."

-When someone stands too close to me while talking, that "hurts my privacy."

-- ("Too close," is defined as, "Within the spit zone" so that occasionally when they say a "P" word a single drop of spit comes out of their mouth and hits my face... That's too close... just remember, you probably have bad breath, so stand back.)

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