What is Hurvitz?
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A hurvitz is a middle-aged guy who sucks up to younger people in a lame attempt to appear cool.
alt: A guy suffering from a mid-life crisis who dates young girls to make himself feel better.
It was obvious that he was a hurvitz when he wore white socks and a fanny pack to the rave.
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When you have to shit and half of it is already sticking out of your ass. See also "prarie dog" "one in the chamber"..
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Hahah! You just got bit by a fucking vampire, bitch. Wait 3 days, motherfucker.
Man 1: Did you watch that movie last night?
Man 2: Nah..