Hurvitz

What is Hurvitz?


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A hurvitz is a middle-aged guy who sucks up to younger people in a lame attempt to appear cool.

alt: A guy suffering from a mid-life crisis who dates young girls to make himself feel better.

It was obvious that he was a hurvitz when he wore white socks and a fanny pack to the rave.

See poser, choad, poseur, middle age, jerk off, Hadji


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