What is Husband?
1.
1) Someone who has your back when you need it, but knows when to get the hell out of your way when he has to. Useful for fixing things, keeping you warm, and that fuzzy soft happy feeling that he usually creates.
2)Also, apparently something most of the previous definition submitters haven't the personality to attract.
1)"I love my husband, he managed to fix the toilet after it exploded and started spitting zombies out every fifteen minutes" - Random Female Victim of Zombie Attacks
2)"...In short he is about useless." - Well, I suppose you'd think that, being completely unable to attract a decent guy.
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2.
Security for gold diggers.
Superman to the right woman.
That gold digging bitch married me for my money.
I would gladly lay down my life for her.
3.
The man who gets you coffee.
Get me coffee, says wife.
Yes, says Husband
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4.
a man who wants to rule your world , tell you what to think when to think it , he also will dirty up more dishes , clothes , and the house in general thus adding 75 % more to your work load. he expects you to work a job outside the home and then work at home half the nite while he watches t.v then at bedtime he expects you to turn into sex kitten. In short he is about useless.
just an a burden that you really dont need what with all the newest sex toys out there >>> you can replace him with no problem yea ha!!!!!
5.
Your girls' name for your boy friend.
You need to get your husband.
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6.
Adjective-Synonymous with Kleenex tissue:
Soft,
Strong and disposable.
Man, that dildo was husband.
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7.
lazy, selfish and prefers porn as its less emotional
a reason why vibrators were invented
