What is Husband Chair?
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A chair in a womens' clothes store/department for a guy to sit in and wait while his wife or girlfriend shops.
You go ahead and shop. I'll just be over here in the husband chair.
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Otherwise known as "the Schmuck Chair". The husband or boyfriend just sits there in the only chair in the women's section looking like a schmuck, because there is nothing else to do.
Lilly would say "just wait for me while I try these clothes on... there, in the husband chair..you know, Schmuck chair".
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Random Words:
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Un-normally loose ass hole. Usually caused by ass spelunking
When someone gets pounded in the ass, they get a "Gaping Asshole"..
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to talk on the phone drunk whilist drunk and talking nonsense while speaking nonsense.
I was talking on the phone drinking and phoning,..
