Husband Chair

What is Husband Chair?


1.

A chair in a womens' clothes store/department for a guy to sit in and wait while his wife or girlfriend shops.

You go ahead and shop. I'll just be over here in the husband chair.

See clothes, husband, chair, bored

2.

Otherwise known as "the Schmuck Chair". The husband or boyfriend just sits there in the only chair in the women's section looking like a schmuck, because there is nothing else to do.

Lilly would say "just wait for me while I try these clothes on... there, in the husband chair..you know, Schmuck chair".

See schmuck, chair


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