Hustle Your Crotch

What is Hustle Your Crotch?


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To reach for your best friend

To check on the boss

To give a handshake to your better half

To give five to little Guido

To rearrange the family photo

When in Italy, to ward off bad luck, you should hustle your crotch - like when a black cat walks by.

See balls, grab, best friend, boss, family jewels


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