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A device that is both a tuba, and a phone.
I want a tuba phone for christmas because its a tuba and a phone!..
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the art, nay, the skill of jumping off the bed post and landing directly in a womans vagina, penis-first. the girl is usually in either..
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When you shit in a girl's vagina and fuck it.
What the fuck else do you want me to say? I gave your girlfriend a texas hot pocket...
