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A hand job lubricated with barbeque sauce. (Preferrably KC Masterpiece brand)
I was initially apprehensive in my new pair of Helmut La..
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When you sex up your woman and then make her eat the used condom
My girl was rushed to the EMR when she choked on the rustysusan she wa..
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The penis.
stfu or im gonna smack you around with my jer..