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If it's been dead for more than five hours, do not put your dick in it
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An extremely ugly person that is NOT gunna loose his/her verginity for a very long time.
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To be so massively hung that it appears like you have 3 legs. Very difficult to wear shorts in public. Every smoking hot girl wants a ..