Hydrocrastinate

What is Hydrocrastinate?

Procrastinating drinking any liquids because one is worried that one will have to go pee during the coming few hours.

Tom: "Hey, dude, wanna get a PowerAde? I'm bout to get one now from that machine."

Jeff: "Naah I'll hydrocrastinate. I'm taking the SAT today and I can't get bothered in the middle of a section."

See later, procrastinate, hydro, water, whatev

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