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the female vagina. Velvet relating to the deep red colour and silky texture, Tardis referring to the amazing hidden capacity of said ori..
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Of complete and utter spiffiness; the most spiffy of all that is spiffy.
"This pen is of uber spiffiness!" "That show em..
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to give someone a magic carpet ride by means of the face
dude, your girlfriend gives the best facarpetrides
See face, carpet, ride, ma..
