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crappy chinese food.
waitress: you rike some food?
Me: yeah anything but the moo goo gai pan. It gave me the shits last night.
See fl..
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When you put your hand in a bucket of water or bathtub long enough to let your hand get all wrinkly and then proceed to pleasure yoursel..
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a word describing anything involving legolas (aka orlando bloom) being VERY sexy (as usual then!)
hmmmmm, that picture of legolas is so..