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A tossamander is an amphibian that is willing to toss your salad.
"Man, that tossamander really licked my butthole clean!"
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a mixed drink of my own creation which involves velveeta, balsamic vinagrette, and vodka. Stir to a mix and simmer and enjoy.
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The period of time between when your alarm clock initially wakes you up (you turn it off instead of hitting 'snooze'), and whe..