Hymen Insurance

What is Hymen Insurance?

self explanitory: Insurance for one's cherry. (althought it may be purchased by men)

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Polishing Your Rocket

1. masturbating Gabe spends way too much time polishing his rocket because his wife never wants to make sausage tacos...

Off Grip

1. adverb: Immediately; Right away. He pushed me, so I started throwin' fists off grip. I got home, and my old lady is standin there..

Cockslap

1. to slap someone with one's cock; to cockslap someone is to assert one's dominance/superiority. Also, girls like it when you d..

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