Hymen Police

What is Hymen Police?

The role a friend plays for their virgin mate, ensuring she doesn't waste her 'first time' on a drunken night, with someone she doesn't care about.

Chrissy: "Hey Stace, can you make sure I don't sleep with anyone tonight - NO MATTER HOW DRUNK I AM"

Stacey: "Sure, I'll be your hymen police"

(Knocking on a bedroom door from which susnoises are coming.)

Stacey: Oi, Chrissy, hymen police...

Chrisy: Intact! Thanks Stace!

See hymen, police, sex, virginity, party, suspect

Massaji

1. The code word for sex used by prostitutes in places like Japan and Guam. Outright prostitution is illegal and so you're not having..

V8ing

1. when a person orders something with no veggies and another person laystheir palm on their forehead forcefully. "no vegetabables pl..

Minyard

1. a man of great wealth, power, respect, and intelligence he is such a minyard See minerd, genius, rich..

Hymen Police Edit Meaning