What is Hymen Police?
1.
The role a friend plays for their virgin mate, ensuring she doesn't waste her 'first time' on a drunken night, with someone she doesn't care about.
Chrissy: "Hey Stace, can you make sure I don't sleep with anyone tonight - NO MATTER HOW DRUNK I AM"
Stacey: "Sure, I'll be your hymen police"
(Knocking on a bedroom door from which
sus noises are coming.)
Stacey: Oi, Chrissy, hymen police...
Chrisy: Intact! Thanks Stace!
See
Random Words:
1.
1. the physical universe as an orderly system subject to natural (not human or supernatural) laws
2. the way things were meant to be
&..
1.
The superlative form of beautiful. Referring the the single most beautiful person in existance.
Of all the people in the world, Melani..
