Hymen Police

What is Hymen Police?


1.

The role a friend plays for their virgin mate, ensuring she doesn't waste her 'first time' on a drunken night, with someone she doesn't care about.

Chrissy: "Hey Stace, can you make sure I don't sleep with anyone tonight - NO MATTER HOW DRUNK I AM"

Stacey: "Sure, I'll be your hymen police"

(Knocking on a bedroom door from which susnoises are coming.)

Stacey: Oi, Chrissy, hymen police...

Chrisy: Intact! Thanks Stace!

See hymen, police, sex, virginity, party, suspect


72

Random Words:

1. double peace- the act of giving somebody peace twice or doubling one peace. double peace was invented by richard d alverd in 1863, duri..
1. stupid tag along that wont fuck of cant play drums screwed a grapefruit guy whose penis plopped out in p.e. GET LOST JAMES strange ..
1. A LiveJournal animeRPG. Aptly nicknamed "the RPG of Hell." The basis is that a whole bunch of anime characters all go to hig..