Hymen Police

What is Hymen Police?

The role a friend plays for their virgin mate, ensuring she doesn't waste her 'first time' on a drunken night, with someone she doesn't care about.

Chrissy: "Hey Stace, can you make sure I don't sleep with anyone tonight - NO MATTER HOW DRUNK I AM"

Stacey: "Sure, I'll be your hymen police"

(Knocking on a bedroom door from which susnoises are coming.)

Stacey: Oi, Chrissy, hymen police...

Chrisy: Intact! Thanks Stace!

See hymen, police, sex, virginity, party, suspect

Eull

1. n. A synonym for marijuana used by a select group in Austin, TX. Can also be used as a verb. Hey man, let's go pick up some eull..

Gangsta Rating

1. a rating that goes up each time you do something gangsta person 1: "imma beat your ass" person 2: "dawg your gangsta ra..

Pyded Up

1. to be in a bitchy, pissy, annoyed, angry or pissed off mood and exibiting an ill attitude. Cristi was all pyded up when I saw her today..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Hymen Police Edit Meaning