Hymen Police

What is Hymen Police?


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The role a friend plays for their virgin mate, ensuring she doesn't waste her 'first time' on a drunken night, with someone she doesn't care about.

Chrissy: "Hey Stace, can you make sure I don't sleep with anyone tonight - NO MATTER HOW DRUNK I AM"

Stacey: "Sure, I'll be your hymen police"

(Knocking on a bedroom door from which susnoises are coming.)

Stacey: Oi, Chrissy, hymen police...

Chrisy: Intact! Thanks Stace!

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