Hymenated

What is Hymenated?

Hymenated refers to women who hyphenate their names when they get married because they are:

A) Loose;

B) Dumb;

C) Old;

D) Overeducated and/or;

E) terminally fucked.

Hymenated women should be beaten around the ears and handcuffed.

Whoa.....that dumb bitch is hymenated.

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