What is Hynes?
1.
A Canadian person that is overweight. Usually because of his lack of a social life, the majority of his friends are over the internet.
Hey next time you come over, you better not bring that Hynes of a kid. I hate that POS
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2.
An native Irish word for one that is acting/speaking gay. Also used for one that acts Canadian and is regularly seen pigging out on junk food. In niteclubs is usually searching for the wavin and uses chat-up lines about being a donk.
'look at that lad he's acting the hynes, with his limp hand and hynes words'
'OMG that guy is such a hynes i want to give him my wavin'
'that guy isnt from canada but he's acting the hynes'
'ewwww look at the amount of mcdonalds and coke and crisps that man is eating... he's a rotten hynes'
'that hynes lad over there is trying to show me his wavin while talking about being from hynes land'
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