Hypemare

What is Hypemare?


1.

When the media encourages news scare stories to get blown completely out of proportion.

Average Girl: "Catwalk models are a bad example to young girls"

Male with functioning eyes: "Are you sure? Looking down the high street it looks like Beth Ditto has more girls slavishly immitating her whale-like physique than the media's Size Zero Hypemare."

See media, skinny, fat, obese, bullshit, hype

2.

When the media encourages news scare stories to get blown completely out of proportion.

Average Girl: "Catwalk models are a bad example to young girls"

Male with functioning eyes: "Are you sure? Looking down the high street it looks like Beth Ditto has more girls slavishly immitating her whale-like physique than the media's Size Zero "Hypemare"."

See media, skinny, fat, obese, bullshit, hype


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