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A bloody used tampon.
My old lady got pissed at me one night and threw her red nosed rat at me.
See period, tampon, on the rag, bloody..
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A guy who's head looks like a dildoe; a guy who obssesively talks about dildoes.
Every single sentence he says includes the word d..
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Engaging in sexual intercourse w/ flagarant disregard for personal safety.
As the officer approached the speeding vehicle he was shocke..