Hyperactive Man Saga

What is Hyperactive Man Saga?


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A fictional superhero universe created by a couple of very bored high school kids with a very... um... unique sense of humor.

A brief synopsis of the involved superheroes and how they got their powers:

The Hyper Heroes - Fighting For the Glory of Good

Hyperactive Man: Struck by special lightning.

HellMan: Murdered and went to Hell, but made a deal with Satan to avenge his death in return for supernatural powers.

Dr. Pepper: Exposed to radioactive fumes after exploding a uranium bomb made from the eponymous soft drink.

Nose-Lick Boy: Snorted a black radioactive substance thinking it was cocaine.

Captain Obvious: Spilled radioactive goo on his telephone while working as a telemarketer.

The Terrorizers - Dedicated to Destroy

Berserker Man: Performed nightmarish experiments on himself in his basement.

Polish Sausage Man: Ate a polish sausage which had been exposed to unique radioactive chemicals.

Polish Sausage Boy: The offspring of Polish Sausage Man after he got his powers.

Semen Man: Had sex with a couple who had been exposed to unstable chemicals.

Junk Man: Ate a purple sandwich out of a dumpster that had been exposed to radioactive chemicals.

Person 1 - "We're the creators of the Hyperactive Man saga."

Person 2 - "The Hyperactive Man Saga? What the fuck is that?"

Person 1 - "Allow me to explain..."

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