What is Hyperawesomeness?
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A medical condition afflicting approx. 23.4% of the world's population which refers to a person who suffers from being TOO awesome. Signs and symptoms include: cranial overload leading to explosions, impregnation of various people, exhaustion, and sleep disorders. Condition may be regulated with the use of an intervenous injection of approximately 250-500cc of HypoAwesome and in extreme cases, euthanasia.
Dude: Doc, i ain't feeling so good...
(after assessment)
Doc: I'm sorry son...but you're suffering from HyperAwesomeness.
Dude: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! (momentary pause) Wait...SWEET!
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