Hypercrastinate

What is Hypercrastinate?


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(Verb)

1. The act of putting off work by doing a "routine" check of all your favorite Web pages, blogs, email, forums, and news sites for any updates before starting.

2. To follow random or interesting-looking links on a Web site, then following random links on the target site, until you are so far removed from the original site that your browser's "back" button can no longer help you find your way to the beginning.

Origin: Hypertext (http) + Procrastinate

1. "Sorry, boss, I didn't get that report done last night. I hypercrastinated all night."

2. "Hey, check out this cool new Webcomic I found while hypercrasting the other day!"

See hypercrastinate, http, efficient, lazy, procrastinate


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