Hypergoogleaphobia

What is Hypergoogleaphobia?

Fear of being listed first on Google and overloading your lame server's bandwidth.

Ken’s hypergoogleaphobia became acute as his website suddenly became the number one search result on Google for “sheep shearing”.

See fear, google, server, first

Qurat

1. A self pretentious flirt... whos got a rack the size of watermelons. That bitch is soooo "qurat" See bitch, whore, boob, fli..

Bake A Cake

1. sexual intercourse Lets bake a cake before everyone starts showing up to the party See bake, cake, sex, party, girl 2. the act of fe..

Obstraight

1. Someone who is not totally straight. Dude 1: Man that girl is hot cuz she's Bi Dude 2: She's not Bi, she's just obstrai..

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