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A quick jerk off. Giving it a tug in a couple minutes or less, whenever the urge hits you. Usually in a public place, bathroom, vehicle,..
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Dreaded cousin of the equally dreadful Mashed Potato Man. Created when two employees of a fast food chain mate. Often seen wearing dull ..
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Spending over $100,000 in taxpayer funds to implement a shit collection of shit band-aid solutions on some existing piece of fucking shi..