What is Hypertonic?
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pertaining to literary narrations that exhibit vomitous superfluity
Hypertonic fiction is magical realism gone wrong: it is when (post-Satanic Verses) Rushdie, in trying to achieve Marquez, bloats magic/metaphor to a point where a reader's "suspended disbelief" droops into profound mistrust.
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The removal of teeth using no tools other than fingernail clippers.
Demastification is an enhanced interrogation technique.
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A sport in which no one cares what the score is they just want to watch the babes jiggle!
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