Hyper-viber-condria

What is Hyper-viber-condria?

When you believe that your mobile is vibrating when is not.

You only realize after rummaging around in your bag/pockets for 10 minutes that it was all in your head or someone sitting next to you just farted

''Hold on my phone is ringing.... oh no its not, ive got Hyper-viber-condria... can you smell something''

See hyper, viber, fart

Lu&lu

1. Love you & leave you Go to go LU&LU See love, go, farewell, luv, igglepiggle..

Idiosis

1. Perpetual idiosy; a "disease" in which the sufferer is a complete idiot, or dummy, having no real or important thoughts, blurt..

Loptard

1. A person (male or female) that was born with Hydrocephalus and their skull has grown into a lop-sided melon, making them look retarded. ..

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