Hyper-viber-condria

What is Hyper-viber-condria?

When you believe that your mobile is vibrating when is not.

You only realize after rummaging around in your bag/pockets for 10 minutes that it was all in your head or someone sitting next to you just farted

''Hold on my phone is ringing.... oh no its not, ive got Hyper-viber-condria... can you smell something''

See hyper, viber, fart

$10.50

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Beef Sandwich

1. When a particularly hot, beefy fart is deposited (usually by someone named Felix) into a hand and then smashed into someone's face;..

Omwotd

1. Acronym: On My Way Out The Door Brian: When are you leaving for your meeting? Jack: omwotd See acronym, internet, chat, irc, leaving..

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