Hyper-viber-condria

What is Hyper-viber-condria?

When you believe that your mobile is vibrating when is not.

You only realize after rummaging around in your bag/pockets for 10 minutes that it was all in your head or someone sitting next to you just farted

''Hold on my phone is ringing.... oh no its not, ive got Hyper-viber-condria... can you smell something''

See hyper, viber, fart

Knob Wipe

1. wet wipe for wiping ones knob after sex can you pass me a knob wipe please!!!! See knob, wipe, cock..

Alcophone

1. When someone is drunk and talking much louder than they think they are. Doug got on the alcophone and then everyone knew he had crapped..

Zoquo

1. From the Greek, meaning water sports. I'm going down to the Y to zoquo my brains out. See zoquo, ushnuu, quone, scrabble..

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