Hypnoturd

What is Hypnoturd?

A spiral shaped turd.

The Hypnoturd has a mesmerizing effect

if one dares to look at it.

Ohhh, SNAP! I looked at a freakin'

Hypnoturd and now I'm stupefied.

Toasted Almond Crunch

1. During dirty anal intercourse, the male pulls out his penis, fecal chunks and all, and proceeds to slap his partner across his or her fa..

Zootweeze

1. Pulling a pair of underwear down over someone's head. Points are scored for pulling the undies so tight that you can see their fac..

Turdidue

1. (n) - The skid mark residue left behind in the bottom of the toilet after taking a really nasty dump! Often found by the next unsuspect..

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