Hypocardriac

What is Hypocardriac?


1.

An automotive hypochondriac; someone who thinks every odd sound coming from their car means something drastic is going wrong with it.

n.

A person affected with hypocardria.

adj.

Relating to or affected with hypocardria.

I'm such a hypocardriac; when we went over that pothole, I swear I heard one of my lugnuts shear off. I was bracing myself in case the tire rolled away.

See hypochondriac, nervious

2.

Someone who always things something is wrong with their car.

A parent who has to inspect your car every time you come back from being with your friends.

"Do you hear that noise? I think I have a belt loose." "Dude, thet's the engine. Quit being a hypocardriac."

"My dad is such a hypocardriac. He went over every inch of my car with a magnifying glass looking for scratches."

See hypocardriac, hypochondriac, car, hypo


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